technical problem ;)

Subject: Computer Hard and Software:

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

lol great nerd view of marriage ;p

has its wisdom in it

i ve seen that somewhere before but now reminded me how lucky my brother is, cause his girlfriend is the gaming n movies type (action ones too...) and she doesnt bitch about everything like 99% do >< pitty she doesnt have younger sister lol

oh yes missed the other part too. she doesnt care about "upgrading to wife 1.0"

yeah he is definitely lucky then one of my friends had to stop playing cause his girl promised to throw his pc out of the window

i only have problems with guys who want me to cook and clean instead of killing mobs

OMG!!!
I'm so glad I'm a nerd, with a nerdy bf...
I have a friend, who is no longer allowed to play in the evening, coz his gf complains, that the klicking on the keyboard is keeping her awake...

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the klicking on the keyboard is keeping her awake

he can stop tapping the keys on the keyboard for a moment and tap the keyboard on her head, then she ll fall asleep for sure haha

Yea good that ali and me like the same game. at first I didnt like this game until I tryed it myself, and guess what: I loved it

match made in heaven

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i only have problems with guys who want me to cook and clean instead of killing mobs Suspect

who needs to eat and clean anyway

apparently in some minds still female = laundromat+stove

laundry = fine with me
kitchen department = mine

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kitchen department = mine

i just forgot the food in the oven while studying and not only it burnt but there is smoke and smell in the whole house so contrary to you i dont like the kitchen department being mine lol

*goes outside to breath*


ps: wts coal

coal sells good in giran atm make a shop ;p

silver's cooking means a stationery fire truck next to his food
i'm ok with both areas if i get a choice, i'm not ok with stone-age gender roles

having a partner who shares your interests is the best thing you can get - be it gaming or anything else, doesn't matter. the whole life is about compromises so getting some off your mind makes things a lot easier imo.

yeah i had a gf who was like "men dont clean, dont cook bla bla bla" so in the end i told her bye bye and here is my grandpa's phone, seems like the man for you

lol, they married by now? ^^

no my grandpa was already dead by then lol

Gamer girlfriend made in heaven sorry Panos I don’t have here phone number

lol what a huge screen oO Its taller then her

yea forget the girl, get me the pc set

lol she looks like a zombie ....

pfff... we don't even have that big a tv

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pfff... we don't even have that big a tv Crying or Very sad

i do have one


ps: well maybe i ll post a picture of my place here to see how a real game maniac place looks like lol (and i dont look like a retarted cataphleptic zombie like that woman on the picture lol - and i have real life too )

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and i have real life too

tssk... you're just saying that to sound cool

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you're just saying that to sound cool

i am

lol Panos uhu