Backwards...

Subject: Backwards... Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:54 pm

If you watch LOST backwards you realize it's the same thing as if you would watch if forward.
If you watch Friends backwards, Courtney Cox seems to get older somehow. I think it's the hair.
If you watch House backwards, it's still never lupus.
If you watch Rambo backwards, it's Sylvester Stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum.
If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.
If you watch Fight Club backwards, you see Ed Norton turn from a crazy streetperson into a successful productive member of society.
If you watch Memento backwards, it makes complete sense.
If you watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
If you watch Alien backwards, a large monster gets tiny and climbs inside a guy's chest, calming down a panicking crew.
If you watch the Internet backwards its a story about how a huge population of idiots was overthrown by a small group of highly intelligent and sexless geeks.
If you play Super Mario Bros backwards, you'll find that Mario is a true philanthropist and animal lover, throwing coins into the air and saving turtles. And he leaves that bitch the princess right at the beginning.
If you play country music backwards, the singer gets his truck, wife, and dog back and gives up drinking.
If you watch King Kong backwards, it's about a giant monkey that runs around fixing buildings and planes until they capture him and sends him off to an island full of dinosaurs.
If you watch MacGyver backwards, it's about a guy who always manages to find the toothpick, paperclip, stick of gum, or aluminum foil that's holding some amazing machine together, then taking it out. What a dick.
If you watch The Exorcist backwards it's about a girl who's very sick until she eats some pea soup and finally gets better.
If you watch Batman Begins backwards, it's about a lunatic who prances around in a bat suit till he's cured by being trapped in a well with hundreds of bats.

Subject: Re: Backwards... Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:51 pm

lol some of those were really good Smile